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Anonymous:
Have you ever cheated on a gf?
Me:

Never have, never will. I appreciate the idea of a relationship, it just isn’t for me right now

Anonymous:
What sex positions you done so far?
Me:

The real question is, what sex positions haven’t I?

Anonymous:
The piledriver eh, you done that one before?
Me:

That’s my default position

Anonymous:
What's your favorite sex position mate?
Me:

The piledriver.

Anonymous:
You play any sports?
Me:

Running all the time, football, cycling, little swimming. I’m a diehard

Anonymous:
How much you workout mate?
Me:

Well recently I haven’t been able to because of the weather, but I run 2.5 miles every morning, do an ab and chest routine at home and hit the gym a couple of times a month.

Anonymous:
How tall are you?
Me:

6ft 1”, 82-3 kg

Anonymous:
Have you ever told a girl you loved them because you were in love with them?
Me:

I have not, no

Anonymous:
Have you ever told a girl you loved them?
Me:

I do it quite often, there’s a big difference between loving somebody and being in love with somebody.